Woodward leaves Amish community for......sprint cars
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Chaz Woodward (formerly know as Jedidiah Yoder) has decide to trade in the horse and buggy for a winged 305 sprint car. He left the community a few months ago to hone his driving skills on the dirt tracks of the Carolinas. Luckily for Woodward he planned this adventure during Rumspringa. People who join the church and then leave face the prospect of shunning, so the decision to race is not to be taken lightly. Once Amish teens turn 16 and before they become church members, they can venture out into the world, Chaz decided to do his a little different. "The Amish Missle's" next race will be at Dublin Motor Speedway with the Carolina Sprint Tour on September 30th. After the season is over he is expected to return to his native Lancaster County in Pennsylvania and then make the trip south again sometime around the beginning of April 2018. Follow Chaz on Facebook on his personal page or his racing page "Blue Flame Racing"
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