Hueytown Considering Pack-Rat City Ordinance
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West Wind. Once a upper middle class neighborhood of the Hueytown community, this subdivision is now the subject of grand controversy. Just this past week the Jefferson Co Health Deptartment began an undercover investigation into allocations of residents living in filthy and unsafe conditions. Several neighbors have complained multiple times to city hall this past month. "The smell is atrosious" , "it smells like my neighbors are keeping a dead body in their basement" , and "I saw a family of mice moving to another house because they said the living conditions were hazardous to their health", were just a few of the comments we heard today while talking to neighbors.
While several houses need attention, one man we spoke with (who wishes to remain anonymous) said he is certain the worst offender lives on Post Oak Dr.
Residents are upset. The police are at a loss for words. The city government is pondering a new city ordinance to deal with this matter.
After speaking with authorities from the health department this afternoon, Fox 6 News has learned that you can be removed from your home for excessive hoarding and unsanitary living conditions. It is always a good idea to give your house a good cleaning once every few months. Professional services like Merry Maids or Servpro are good resources to use if you need help.
As to this situation, the Hueytown City Council plans to discuss a possible solution at next weeks council meeting. It would seem a regulation will be passed sooner rather than later.
Allen Robinson reporting, Fox 6 News.
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