Sanders Proposes Ban of All Automotive Detailing Shops In Southern Vermont
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Earlier this afternoon, Vermont Legislature was called in for an emergency hearing per request of Senator Bernie Sanders. The ongoing efforts of conservation and protection of Vermont's Fish and Wildlife was on the venue.
Sanders had made the claim that Auto Detailing shops were a surprisingly high cause of the pollutants of the grounds and drinking water throughout the State. "The Automotive Detailing shops in Southern Vermont are the most dangerous to our natural resources because the Otter Creek flows to the North from the South, this means that it is the shops in the south that are destroying the preservation and beauty of this State" Sanders said. When asked to how it is the Automotive Detail industry is contributing to the declination of Vermont's resources, Sanders replied "They [automotive detail stations] are purposefully allowing dirt to fall off of these vehicles and accumulate onto the ground. In the process of nature, that dirt, which is dirty, gets onto the clean ground and causes the clean dirt to be dirty. Eventually, the Otter Creek picks up some of this dirt and redeposits it without cleaning it, making Otter Creek even dirtier."
By the end of the Legislation meeting the votes were tied as to whether or not Automotive Detailing Facilities would be allowed to remain in Southern Vermont. Ongoing discussions will commence tomorrow morning in an attempt to pass this Bill.
A spokesperson for the Vermont's Agency of Natural Resources was approached for an interview on this matter however they declined to comment.
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