Hueytown Considering Pack-Rat Ordinace

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West Wind. Once an upper-middle class neighborhood in the Hueytown community, this subdivision has now turned into a heated battle ground. Neighbors are angry. They say they are considering moving unless the city intervenes.

One neighbor we spoke with said he is at his wits end. "I saw a family of mice move out of his house last week because they demanded better living conditions."

He wasn't the only one upset. Another man, living on Post Oak Drive said the street is a haven for trick or treaters on Halloween. He is concerned for the children's safety. "I'm worried the about the kids. The house is a health hazard. The only advise I can give kids coming to our street is wear a biohazard suit. It's your only hope."

After contacting the Jefferson County Health Department, Fox 6 News was told they are aware of the situation but are not allowed to comment into ongoing investigations of hoarding and unsanitary living conditions.

The City of Hueytown urged residents to remain calm and not take the law into their own hands. They city will discuss this matter in detail at next Tuesday's council meeting and come to a final solution on the home.

Allen Robinson Reporting, Fox 6 News

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