Sports Authority To Make Come Back
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The Sports Authority, once the largest full line sporting goods retailer in the nation, is set to make a partial come back. The company has looked back tracing their steps and can now pin point the exact day every began to go downhill for them. On July 29th, 2009, Brian Roth of store 597 Flint was let go due to no fault of his own. In an attempt to save payroll, new DM Danilo Carter began systematically removing those of high seniority and at the maximum of the pay scale in every store in his district. These folks after years of hard work, commitment, and dedication all suddenly developed a "performance problem". This created the tool to be used to remove those who, to the contrary, had annual reviews clearly stating that they've been exceeding expectations for well over a decade. Upon blowing the whistle on this and other illegal workplace activities, an investigation was launched by the company who found truth in what had been reported to them. The company then did the unthinkable by turning a blind eye to their findings and supporting the wrong doers. From this point on, since the company had let some of their very best people go, things began to unravel and go downhill for them. Stores that used to do close to 5 million in sales annually suddenly were having trouble pulling in 3. "It all seems so obvious to us in hind sight so we now know exactly where to begin making our big come back" one official said. With these new findings, we would like to make Flint our new flagship store. We hope to get some of our old people back at all cost promising them all big raises, better benefits, season tickets to all Lions, Pistons, Redwings, and Tiger games, and a work environment based on mutual respect. We are in hopes of getting the man himself Brian Roth back too offering complete control of the stores sound system. We will update this story as things progress.
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