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Number one tattoo artist in Texarkana. Is a local man named BUM. Although he has a cynical sense of humor and some people don't know how to take him. His artwork is phenomenal some wonder why he doesn't move off into a big city. Ink Masters offer for BUM to come down and compete for a top tattoo artist position in the world. Local rumors have indicated that this artist has thought about moving but still continues to reside in Texarkana doing what he does best Tatting, rapping ,and scrapping. There is nothing this man can't do with the tattoo gun says the young man that's gotten all of his artwork done 3D realism it doesn't matter what you want this man can do it. Other local tattoo artist even though they may not like the man because he takes away all their clientele. Cannot deny the fact that he is one of the greatest tattoo artist. People seem to enjoy his humor and like to be around this artist not only to see the Magnificent tattoo work he performs but also for his quick-witted self with words. I asked the local tattoo artist bum if this is what he wanted to do with his life he said that he's good at it He will always have his artwork if he loses everything else. His statement is that he got good through hard work and dedication. Also he stated that when your tattoo artist you live and breathe doing tattoos it consumes your life it takes over it a real tattoo artist doesn't have a life outside of tattooing. He guarantees that you will never forget your experience when you get a tattoo done by him and all the tattoos that he does he does to his best abilities and boy does it show people travel from all over the United States just to get a tattoo by BUM.

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