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Pam helps women challenged with "not enough" break free from limitation and embrace the joy and freedom of co-creating the fabulous life they've always dreamed about. She uses all of the tools in her toolbox to help them do this!!

Pam is a Certified Crystal Healer with Hibiscus Moon Crystal Academy, a certified Usui Reiki practitioner, a Certified Soul Jouneys ® Akashic Records Consultant, a certified Soul Journeys ® Heal Your Money Story coach, a certified Assertiveness Coach and a certified Angel Card Reader. Her sessions are distant healing sessions done over the phone so she has the ability to work with clients anywhere in the world. To learn more visit her website: www.connecttoyourlight.com

Pam's mission is to help her clients align with their beautiful soul essence and purpose, allowing them to let more of their radiant light within shine out into the world.

Pam lives in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with most of her family in close proximity. She's the mother of a beautiful daughter and grandmother to two energetic little Rat Terriers! She enjoys travelling - visiting the ocean, the mountains and the rainforests so near to her home and going to foreign countries to explore how all of us are so very similar - listening to music, painting watercolors, mosaics, reading, learning from great mentors and teachers, looking for crystals, writing, communicating with her angels and spirit guides, NIA and yoga.

"365 Ways to Connect With Your Soul" is my very first book and I'm very excited about being a part of this beautiful collection compiled by Dan and Jodi. So much love went into the creation of this book. I truly hope you will feel that love as you read it. Namaste, Pam

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