Traffic Stop in Florida gets Interesting
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On Wednesday morning at about 7:45, 61 yr old Otis Johnson Clyde of Clearwater, Fla was hauling scrap metal in his 1976 Dodge pickup on his way to the junkyard. He was surprised to see the police hit their siren behind him. Renegade news spoke to him later that day, we'll let him tell it in his own words. "So, the police car hit them lights, and i slowed down to pull over, I ain't got much brakes in the old truck, so it took a minute. This young lady, look like she was in high school walked up to my door and asked me if I knew I had a brake light out. I didn't think that was a real smart question, because if I'd knowed, I wouldn't have hit my brakes while she was back there and let her know I had a brake light out. Just makes sense to me. Aw right, I'm gonna get a ticket, ok. She's back in her car writin me up, so I get out to go look and see if anything's busted back there and that's why it's out. She jumps out and starts yelling at me to get back in the truck and that's when it went to hell in a handcart. I'm gonna get back in on double time. I ain't been that scart since the ufo got me. I didn't waste time opening the door, I just jumped in the window. I guess I shouldn't have did that. It ain't a monster truck or nothing, but I guess it was too high for me to jump in. Or maybe my jump was too low. I don't know, but my head hits the top of the door and peels my skin off like I done got scalped in a John Wayne movie. So now she's yelling, I'm yelling, but she gets real cool and calls the hospital meat wagon to come get me. They get there, one of them throws up on me, which didn't make me feel any better. And that nice young police lady tells me she's going to let me off with a warning. I got one of those phones that don't have to be in the house, I called my boy to come take the scrap and I needed a receipt.
By last count, Mr Clyde is resting well in the hospital and scares the life out of most everyone he sees. He has no intention of paying whatever bill they might give him.
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