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Erdei Ferenc 1953-ban született.Apja mészáros,édesanyja pedig szabó volt.Ferenc fiatalkorai évei alatt nem került összetüzésbe a törvénnyel,de az alkoholt nem vetette meg.1969-ben otthagyta az iskolát és megalapította a mára mindenki számára ismert Microsoft-ot.1987-ben eladta részesedését és felcsapott tanárnak a csepeli Kossuth Lajos Müszaki iskolában.Ferencet szerették a diákok,szakmai tudását mindenki elismerte.2016-ban azonban egy osztálykiránduláson ittas állapotban molesztált egy diákot.Erröl kérdeztük most:
-Ferenc mesélne egy kicsit történtekröl?
-Nos,hol is kezdjem.Kb olyan 21-22 óra lehetett amikor A. Tamás meglepett engem egy kis pálinkával.Mivel nem vetem meg az alkoholt elfogadtam.Utána csak arra emlékszem,hogy a fogdán ébredtem.
-Tudja mi történt?
-A parancsnok elmesélte az egészet,de ebbe most nem mennék bele.
-Rendben,hogy telik az idö a rácsok mögött?
-Sajnos nagyon lassan.Szakmai tudásomat elismerik ugyan,de mindennap meg kell küzdenem a cellatársakkal.Az esetek nagytöbbségében én aratok diadalt a bunyókban,ezért már tudják hogy nem érdemes velem ujjat húzni.Ha van börtönlázadás azt is én vezetem.
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