Teacher Rubin Rios Arrested After Doing Illegal Math Problems In class.
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Local high school teacher, Rubin Rios was apprehended on the morning of September 26, 2017 for doing illegal math problems in class. If a number represents information which is forbidden by law for one to possess or distribute, that number is said to be illegal. By nature it is only possible to compose law that applies to a limited subset of reality. When it comes to prosecution for trafficking in illegal numbers, the application of murky laws to the idiosyncrasies of the real word inevitably leads to paradox that can only be resolved by additional law. The most famous example of an illegal number was developed in 2001 in which the binary representation of a large prime number corresponded to a compressed version of C source code which implemented the DeCSS decryption algorithm. As this algorithm can be used to circumvent a DVD’s copy protection, the number used to generate the code was therefore deemed illegal.
The problem with labeling certain numbers as illegal is that not only can one invent situations where that number has legitimate legal use, those situations can arise quite naturally, and furthermore even become common. The creator of the DeCSS numerical encoding scheme made precise use of that fact by choosing the algorithmic number in question to also be mathematically interesting of its own accord.
Some people might argue that holding, or even encoding, this information should not subject one to any particular laws since you just have recorded a number. Many jurisdictions would contest (and even rule) that any illegal string of code, image, or other data set that is represented as a number would make that number illegal. Regardless, considering the fact that there are many web sites devoted to the cataloging of top prime numbers in various forms, there would be significant likelihood that, at least for primes, such a number would already be published.
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