LOCAL SOFTBALL TEAM RALLIES FOR TEAMMATES

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A local softball team from the Kenosha area known as LOS JOKERS comes to the aide of their fellow teammate. LOS JOKERS captain Reyes Ramirez noticed that fellow teammate Ricardo Macias was dropping routine flyballs left & right.So he took matter into his own hands and consulted with an eye doctor to do a check up on Ricardo Macias. After Dr.Sanji completed his analysis he came to the conclusion that Macias suffered from "TE AWITAS SYNDROME ". Whenever Macias could not make the catch he would just give up and drop the ball. Dr.Sanji said the only way to get rid of it was with eye surgery and some counseling.

"We were fed up with Ricardo.We were already looking at younger prospects" said Juan Ramirez

"I actully contacted Big Val's Softball manager to see if they had a spot open for him" said Rocky Ramirez

A GO FUND ME page has been set up by Reyes Ramirez .An upcoming benefit will also be held at Bull & Bear Pub .All proceeds and donations will go towards Ricardo Macias medical expenses

"We hope to have him 100 and readt by the beginning of the 2018 softball season" said Reyes Ramirez

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