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On 09, 16, 2017, a naked male assailant named Rudy Eugene attacked and gruesomely maimed homeless man Ronald Poppo underneath a tram bridge crossing the MacArthur Causeway in Miami, Florida, United States, making headlines across the world. During the 18-minute filmed encounter Eugene erroneously and erratically accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, then beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit and chewed the flesh off most of his face above the beard, including his left eye. Ronald Poppo then got back up and started to attack any one he seen. All victims began to do the same police arrived on site and began detaining the now frantic people. The police thanking that a new drug was in on the street sent blood work to the police drug lad . The blood work came back pasativ for new strain of mad cow disease similar to human CJD. After send the finding to Homeland Security. Homeland Security and Emergency Management team reached out to the state’s DHS to see if it was a planned training exercise. Once determining that it was not all of the 23 infected was sent to Quarantine.

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