Will Eden Elizabeth and Michael Bluth get ARRESTED in the next episode?

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Well, folks, we have some bad news--

The only sane people in the Bluth family, Eden Elizabeth and Michael Bluth, may be the next people in the family to be arrested. Reasons unknown, but rumors suggest that they were both arrested for two completely unrelated reasons.

Eden Elizabeth Bluth will be arrested after she was caught in a drug bust for possession of marijuana, but some articles suggest that she was caught in the kidnapping of Lucille Austero.

Michael Bluth will be arrested following the death of George Sr., due to Michael having a motive in his father's death. George Sr. made a business deal without the consent of Michael that would send his father down the drain.

Keep in mind, dear readers, that none of this has been confirmed yet, and that this is what a friend of Director Ron Howard has suggested.

"Season two," Mitchell Hurwitz, creator of Arrested Development began, "is going to be much different than most people are going to expect. Some more people in the show will face their Arrested Development." Is he possibly suggesting that Eden Elizabeth and Michael WILL be arrested? I guess we'll all find out on the Season Two Premiere on October 23th.

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