LOCAL MAN DECIDES TO DENOUNCE HIS BIRTHPLACE ,HEBER SPRINGS ARK
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A man; who was one of the last babies delivered in heber springs,HAS DECIDED TO DENOUNCE HIS OWN HOME TOWN. "I used to love it here , no matter how many time I went to juvie or prison I always looked forward to touching down in the city," said CHRIS SQUIRES in an interview with CBS NEWS. "NOW PEOPLE JUST TELL ON EACH OTHER , FUCK EACH OTHER OVER, then have the audacity to call me a SNITCH! LOL I always did my time ,along with other peoples time. I challenge these undercover RATS to tell me who I told on , who has been taken down due too anything I've ever said to the crooked ass police, cause I don't talk to them , I fight them and u can check my rap sheet and see mine! " I can produce papers showing my 9 yrs in ADC banging that hoe and standing tall,taking my lick like a man. Show me some paperwork on this hideous attempt to make yourselves feel better for being a coward. "U know u bitches cry in the squad car " telling the cops u just need help and buying into that after school shit they talk to u, about how its time to change ,and what are these so called friends doing for u? Well keep my name OUT YOUR MOUTH HOE ,! U AINT REAL ENOUGH TO EVEN SPEAK MY NAME ! AND ALL U BITCHES KNOW WHO U ARE SO NEXT TIME U SEE ME, SAY IT TO MY FACE TELL ME WHO, SHOW ME THEIR CASE FILE ,OR JUST DO ME LIKE SNITCHES SHOULD BE DONE IF U CAN! Fuck heber you'll keep smoking dope with the motherfucker that wore a wire on u a few yrs prior ,SUCK MY DICK ,U WEAK GOSSIPING HOES I WANT U TO SHOW ME ; IM EASY TO FIND ,HIT ME UP ,OR STAY IN HIDING WHISPERING MY NAME IN CLOSED QUARTERS COWARDS! AND THATS MY STATEMENT QUOTE ME !
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