Peoria International Airport registers UFO. What happens next, has scientist baffled.
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Peoria Airport registers UFO. What happens next, has scientist baffled.
by Phillip F Scott
Sept 30th, 2017. Peoria, Il.
Last night approximately 11:45pm cst, radar indicated an unidentifiable flying object or craft, unlike anything on file, traveling at a nominal speed, heading directly toward Peoria Airport. At current speed and heading, it would be passing by the airport within 30min.
Airport personnel seen the craft on screen with no transponder codes emitting. They then attempted to contact the craft on route, but no answer was received.
The national air guard based at Peoria Airport, was put on high alert and 2 airmen were sent to investigate. 15 minutes out, just south of Morton, Both airmen reported that the craft was not a plane, rocket, or balloon. It was Unlike anything they’ve encountered. No hostility or weapons could be seen. Yet, No picture could be taken of the craft as the light surrounding it darkened the cameras image. The two airmen were asked to maintain a visual lock on the craft.
At approximately 12:20am this morning the craft approached the airport under escort of the two airmen, whom continually reported that no weapons could be seen and no hostility seems to be present, until the craft unexpectedly landed in the helicopter field at Peoria’s International Airport.
Within minutes the craft was surrounded by hundreds of national guards, army, homeland security, airport security, and police.
At 1:00am cst the now surrounded craft, opened what appears to have been a door or hatch. A deep voice then came from the hatch speaking in English, “Please, I come with news!”
Airport officials then report that a man emerged from the craft, hands in the air, and ready to comply with officials.
At 2:00am cst, the craft and all who witnessed were gone.
What could have caused such excitement from so many groups, and then disappear just as quickly? How is it nobody is talking about this?
After a little extra investigation, the truth has come to light for this reporter. But figuring out what happened is just as baffling to the scientific community, as to the why?
According to inside sources within the airport, the man that emerged from a strange craft last night, was actually a scientist from 48 years in the future. That’s right. You read right, he’s a time traveler. Ok? Did I eat the cake or the mushroom? His craft was a time machine.
Just reporting what appears to be the facts. Keep an open mind. If you can get past that, then what’s truly baffling everyone is why anyone would choose to go back in time to 2017, and land in all places, Peoria, Il?
The future scientist, supposedly reports that it was at this time, this year, month, and week, that we as a human race, discovered time travel. And the truth is We the Public, were not supposed to know about it.
His mission was to be sent back in time to ensure that nobody knows about time travel. Find out the details, then prevent. However, from the future, no report of this event occurred in the papers, it was assumed a scientist was responsible for the discovery.
However, when the future scientist landed his craft, it overloaded and started to malfunction. His attempts to restart the craft failed and soon found he could not relaunch. It was then he realized the truth of the situation. By going back in time, he created the very problem he was trying to solve. His time machine, and very being were the discovery. So he surrendered to authorities in order to ensure the machine did not fall into the wrong hands.
Authorities agreed that humanity is not ready for time travel and moved quickly to hide the craft, time traveler and the truth.
However, The future scientist does suggest there is a solution to this problem.
Solution: Simply ask gullible people to Like or Share this amazing joke.
In order to keep time travel a secret, as long as nobody likes or shares this bullshit, word can’t get around. Mission accomplished.
As for those of you that did even for a minute, believe this crap, and feel a little gullible, please Like and Share with your friends now. We need as many stupid people like us to discredit this story from fact. Nobody can know find out about time travel.
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