Pontiac man get caught turning up at the silverdome
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Last night at 8pm in pontiac MI, Tae Will a local celebrity and president of the dirty mitten was found turning up with 2 pint size bottle of hennessey v.s a black and mild and about 2 ounces of the dankest weed on this side of the glob. Police apprehended the suspect and he was held for questioning. After he offered to match a blunt with the officers they then droped all charges and were foced to let him go. Tae will is currently working on a dope ass mixtape and is expected to be turning up at the siverdome again soon . police refused to answer anymore questions and left us with the following statement. "There are alot of black ppl to harass tonight so we best get going. As far as Tae Will , the force will be keeping an eye on him hes really tricky . we thought he would give us info on an ongoing investigation but he wouldnt say a word he just kept lighting up blunts untill we were too high to disagree when he asked to leave. . we dont trust him, but he do got the loud. " we asked Tae what he had to say and he said "fuck the feds" and continued to turn up. We couldnt ask for any thing else he kept passing us a blunt but i suppose all is well that ends well here in little old yakistan also know as pontiac MI.
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