Local English Class Used In Governement Experiment!
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Students of an online English class offered through the Yakima Valley College have been unknowingly participating in a government funded experiment. The 19 students in reference have been blindly annotating and deciphering real and fake news articles from all around the U.S. so the government can better write and publish fake news about how well they are doing that appears real.
After reading, summarizing and annotating what they claim to be their "hundredth" article of the quarter, one student who only goes by the online name NoMoreSummaries claims "after spending 10 hours a day investigating these news stories, I couldn't take it anymore. I thought that something had to be going on for us to have to spend so much time discovering real from fake news". The student then explained that they discovered all of the news stories they were sorting out as real and fake honoring and complementing every more the government made, to be recirculating around the internet with more false facts and better credentials, publishing dates and grammar than the originals. This is when they knew something was going on and shared the information with the rest of their fellow students.
The English class has been cancelled and the school is being looked into to find out what other classes the government might be using to have students unconsciously do their work for them. The students are still dealing with what they refer to as trauma from so many summaries and annotations.
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