Yakima English Class Hires Liam Neeson to Take Out Everyone Who Plagiarizes
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Students in YVC Instructor Shannon Hopkins class have hired Liam Neeson to take out everyone who plagiarizes. Plagiarizing is a very serious issue that arises in Yakima Valley College. The students in the class have hired Liam Neeson for the remainder of 2017 and the end of the school year in 2018. This has said to cost millions of dollars but in fact will help put away the "bad guys" in the school. The school does however, have the funds to carry all of this out by using part of the student's tuition money.
Plagiarizing originates since 1615 and 1625 respectively. It consists of using other people's exact words or ideas whether it be from a book, magazine, forms of media, or the internet. Plagiarizing can also come in the form of using other students work as your own. Having other student's write your paper is also another grave way to plagiarize.
At Yakima Valley College students can be fined and even expelled from the school. This makes Yakima Valley College look extremely uneducated and takes away the credit it does get from all it's other academic programs, sports teams, and music programs. In order to stop this, Liam Neeson will be contacting every student in YVC's database and going through all of their homework. It is said that when you do receive the call you will hear a raspy, silent voice whispering "I have a particular set of teacher skills, plagiarize and I will find you, and I will fail you".
If you do receive a call like this, just know that you're next on the list. You will no longer be seen or heard of at Yakima Valley College. They will not tolerate this behavior. So in order to keep yourself safe make sure you visit this link http://www.clark.edu/Library/iris2/plagiarism/ and pass the quiz and you won't have to worry that harm will come your way!
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