Fed Up and Tired With the “Fake Media” Circulating His Presidency, President Donald Trump Has Turned to Yakima Valley College in Search For Truth.
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Under the tutelage of Shannon Hopkins, Yakima Valley College English 102 has mastered the art of differentiating what is real and what is fake. Hopkins, who has a Masters Degree in English literature, has diligently worked to create a class of “super students” able to thoroughly decipher the truth. Upon hearing about this President Donald Trump turned to the class in order the stop the barrage of fake media that has plagued his first 10 months in office: “The fake news is becoming more and more dishonest!”
President Trump swiftly moved to staff the English 102 class, creating a new position in office. This “Truth Seeking Task Force” will work directly under Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in order to stop fake news outlets such a CNN, Fox, and others that have been harassing President Trump.
Upon hearing the news of the new position there was a divide in the class as some were thrilled to be able to work for the white house and others were firmly against President Trump, his policies, and who he is as a person. Super student Jane Anonymous was one that was not thrilled “I don’t want to work for someone who has a complete disregard for women, but I don’t see this as a complete waste of time. We will use our ability to find the truth to expose him for who he really is.”
The task force is scheduled to begin as soon as the class finishes watching a series of Hopkins’ 20 minute videos
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