YVC 102 English class ends by induction order
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English 102 class will end until this Friday. Most members of the class are going to be trained to prepare for entering the military from next week. The President Trump of the US has just declared hostilities against North Korea ignoring the recommendation from UN including Russia and China. Since North Korea is the strategically extremely important area to Russia and China, it is considered that Russia and China are going to be involved with the war between the US and North Korea. This virtually indicated that World War III has begun, which will be a biological chemical nuclear war over North Korea, South Korea, and Japan. According to an estimate released by specialized organization of Congress, this war continued in over 7 years of Trump government will claim the lives of hundreds of millions people including North Koreans, South Koreans, Japanese, American soldiers, Chinese soldiers, and Russian soldiers. Since about five millions of active-duty soldiers of the US can keep the war for only three weeks, the President Trump government has just implemented forced recruitment as the same time as the declaration of war. Since the US conflict directly with Russia and China, the soldiers sent to the battlefield consisting of North Korea, South Korea and Japan will have little chance of returning alive. For this reason, all members of English 102 class will have the last party in the evening of Friday. The instructor of English 102 class would really like all members to come and enjoy the party.
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