Yvc Students Learn How To Fly

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Yakima Valley community college was chosen to be the lucky experimental group. An English 102 class volunteered to be part of an experiment. A scientist has discovered a new, unique way to making human being grow wings and learn how to fly. This sounds crazy, doesn't it?! But believe it or not, it works! We shall experiment this amazing project with our vo class.

It all started with an energy drink called "Red Bull" commercials showed that this drink would make you grow wings so you can fly far, far away. Scientist thought this was an amazing idea and wanted to put it to test. They believe they can come up with a solution that is drinkable for humans to be able to absorb and grown wings just like an animal.

YVC student where asked to drink this solution twice a day for one month straight. Some students began to say "I can feel the wings growing on my back". Aint this amazing?! The solution soon started to work its magic solution but surely without no side effects. Scientit decided to call this drink "Mirical wings"

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