YVC English Class Finds Eating Chicken Before Writing a Paper Improves Writing Skills

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A group of college students started to notice a drop in their grades. The students felt like they were running out of creative topics and lacking on their writing skills. But some students were doing very good on their papers. So the students started comparing.

The group looked at 3 students who were not doing so good on their papers compared to 3 students who were getting A's on their papers. They looked at their daily routines. Both had something in common within their group. Those who were doing badly on their papers worked at a clothing store at the mall. The group who did good on their papers worked at a fast food restaurant that serves chicken. Those who worked at the fast food restaurant ate chicken every day and after work, they would start on their papers. So the three students who were doing bad decided to eat chicken every day for a week. They saw a huge improvement in their writing skills and became more creative.

The English class decided to share this information to with a different English class to really test out this theory. They saw big improvements in the students. Now, this method is known by many schools in Washington State helping students improve their writing skills.

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