College English Class Gets Exclusive Interview with Stephen Paddocks Girlfriend

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"We got it! We got it!" Screams are heard coming from a college classroom today, as they were notified of locking in the ONLY interview with Stephen Paddocks girlfriend, Marilou Danley. After many phone calls, and "sweet coaxing," (as the class describes it) Danley agreed to the interview.

There will be four students conducting the interview, while the rest of the class sits in observation. No law enforcement will be allowed to sit in on the interview. How Danley was able to arrange such a meeting is raising many flags. After speaking with FBI spokesman Michael P Kortan, it seems that they may have something in effect on interview day. For that information, it looks like we'll have to wait and see.

After the October 1st shooting, investigators have kept an eye on Danley. While she was out of country at the time of the shooting, she is still a high person of interest in the case and was recently put on the no fly list. This woman must have so much to tell, and these young writers have very well secured the interview of a lifetime! While they will be writing a piece on the interview, a live broadcast is still being negotiated. October 20th, is right around the corner, and access, whether denied or accepted will be announced via the class website no later than 8am.

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