All YVC English classes are to be replaced next quarter

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Yakima Valley Community College has issued a statement saying "All English classes will be replaced with Irish classes effective next quarter. We are really excited about this major turn in direction."

The change in curriculum was first proposed a few years ago but was dismissed for fear of backlash. After years of having students with bad grammar and constantly writing in "text talk", the English program was fed up. On October 10th 2017, the English program proposed the change again. This time it was granted.

YVC instructor Shannon Hopkins has been pushing for this big change in curriculum. Hopkins, born and raised in Ireland believes this change is for the better. "English is a dying language and let's be honest, it's just not as pretty as speaking in Gaeilge. Getting rid of all these English classes and replacing them is the best decision YVC could make. I'm glad I pushed the issue. I hope eventually all in America will start speaking Gaeilge instead of English.", stated Hopkins.

YVC has had an increase in applications since the statement was released. There have been many mixed emotions about the change in curriculum. One YVC student commented, "I'm excited for this change. I thing it will be a great change of pace for all of us." Yvc has also received letters from a few angry students. One letter received was from an anonymous student stating, " Y R ppls changin stuff all the time? I took English for 3 years and nunthins wrong w/ me. They just want more red heads to come to skewl. i think it's stupid! Merica!"

Will YVC regret these changes? We will will just have to wait and see.

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