Greg Gaasche: The Choke Artist or The "Expose" Artist?
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Malvern Prep junior, Gregory Gaasche, more commonly known as The Choke Artist, has been subjected to endless tormentation due to his pathetic record of 0-3 with Liz D'Ascenzo. Gaasche has slightly redeemed himself with a successful fourth attempt. Gaasche will receive a fifth opportunity to lessen his reputation as The Choke Artist. The question in everyone's mind as Malvern homecoming approaches is "Will Gaasche choke yet again as he has three times previously?".
This is not the first scandal that has tarnished the reputation of this high school junior. His previous embarrassment occurred last school year with Villa Maria junior, Annie Mulqueen. After this event Gaasche's name was rarely heard without the mention of trains. (Not to mention yet another scandal that occurred with PJP junior, Valerie Hull)
In a shocking turn of events, the victim has become the attacker. Clearly, trains and choking have haunted this petty junior for many months, forcing him to take drastic actions in efforts to divert attention to a new victim. Gaasche has chosen to victimize an innocent junior at Villa Maria Academy, Kara Schiek. Even though she has never provoked The Choke Artist, Greg Gaasche has publicly exposed Kara Schiek. Unfortunately, this may have detrimental effects for Gaasche because Kara Schiek is prepared to square up at Malvern Homecoming. What will happen next in this story of betrayal and exposure?
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