Bevin to enact term limits, full pension to elected officials

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Embattled Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin said over the weekend to a group of business leaders in downtown Louisville that the "time has come to help our Commonwealth. We need campaign reform." Bevin indicated that all state elected officials, including the Governor, should be limited to four terms.

"We've seen how this country has fallen apart with people staying in office for decades. If you can't get the work done in four terms, then you probably just need to move on." Bevin was asked about a proposal to move state elected officials to a defined contribution plans. "I think if a person is elected and serves the full four terms, they deserve the pension. Government work is hard work. Most folks don't realize the long hours and time away from family. It takes a toll on you and our legislators should be compensated fairly."

There is no further word from the Governor's office as to a special session Bevin is planning to enact his state employee pension plan changes. Economists have been critical of Bevin's pension plan change but Bevin seems optimistic. "Our legislators, if they believe in helping the state, they will vote yes on removing the pension."

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