President Trump reschedules RibKickCity appreciation day to November 11th

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Around this time last year, former President Obama had declared November 19th a national family holiday! In honor of Mal Havock's ring dominance, Barrack had declared November 19th RibKickCity appreciation day. It was a new national holiday that was to be appreciated by family's of all race, religions and creed. A celebration for a true living god.

Due to the uncanny ability to screw up any holiday, referee Regis Miller had thrown a wrench into the plans of the living god, and cut his night and celebrations short. This has led to Mr. Trump, once again, signing an executive order overturning the prior administration's declaration, but, unlike several of the other policies, there is an immediate solution.

Mr. Trump has officially made November 11th RibKickCity appreciation day in honor of Mal Havock will also be celebrating his daughter GENESIS' birthday on the same day. When we reached out to Mr. Havock for a comment on the change, he described his mood as elated, and declared that "Any day I get to share with my daughter in celebration and victory is a good day indeed."

Traditional RibKickCity appreciation events include:

A family tradition dinner of pepper cracked ribs, mashed potatoes and humble pie

Games such as:
Kick the ribs off the rooster
And family playing of the hit rock star game: RIB kick city III

Mr Trump has declared that we will no longer participate in Snuff out the inferno, and instead this game has been replaced by a new one entitled "Let It Burn" in honor of Mal Havock's best friend, the Inferno!

SEVERAL OTHER NEW TRADITIONS WILL BE HELD INCLUDING:

-THE HEAVY METAL IS DEAD CONCERT ASSEMBLY in honor of the Inferno's birthday
-THE CURB STOMP COMPETITION WITH YOUR HOST TYSON CREED
-FLAG RAISING INSTRUCTIONAL CLASS HELD BY CHRIS KOLOF
-IAN DRAKE ESQ FINANCIAL ADVICE AND INVESTMENT SERVICES SEMINAR
-CUSTOM PINKIE RINGS BY DIAMOND DEX CROSS' PERSONAL jeweler Guy Diamond
-And of course all festivities overseen and managed by the one and only Diamond Dex Cross

You can join us for all the festivities at the Scotland community center in Scotland PA on November 11th with the doors opening at 5pm, and all the festivities kicking off at 6! TICKETS ARE $12 FOR ADULTS AND $8 FOR CHILDREN!

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