East Belfast king of Excuses writes new book !
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East Belfast very own king of Excuses Ian Simpson has today finished the last section of his new book Entitled " Any Old Excuse." The breadman renowned for his vast amount of Excuses, when covering different runs today said " I would have brought this book out last year, Only my pet gerbil died, so it put me off writing it."
But I have now finished the book and it's ready to go to press. A spokesman for the company he works for said 'This guy has always got an excuse for not doing his job right.' Ranging from not stickering bread because he's allergic to the glue used on the stickers, to " Not lifting emptied because they were too wet. Also his famous one " I Couldn't do the returns because my computer broke down."
" IF anyone could write this book it's definitely Big Gulliver." Said another colleague at work.
The book is expected to be a best seller as nobody can make up a bullshit excuse, quite like Ian Simpson.
Stay tuned for more......
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