Black Mold in your neighborhood
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On October 26, 2017 today investigators travel to Williamstown, New Jersey where there has been several homes reported to be over powered by black mold. On Debra Drive there has been a reported 10 houses in the neighborhood that has been infected for as long as 5yrs. The Department of Agriculture stated every 5 out of 10 cases where children under four years of age were exposed with airborne contamination or death from the black mold. In 1956 the locals of Williamstown protested at City Hall for something to be done about the now Williamstown High School swamp lake. The swamp lake was located at the exact same location as Williamstown High School. The local swamp was bacteria infested causing the bacteria to travel through air causing black mold. Three children in the neighborhood got sick and mo ths later died. During the autopsy it was discovered the children were suffocated by black mold. The city council board had an anonymous vote to get rid of the swamp. Williamstown High School was built and it was to cover up the old swamp infested bacteria. The Department of Agriculture has begun testing grounds from the school to see if any traces of black mold. Could this be the same black mold from the swamp that was demolished over decades ago. Authorities are asking any local Williamstown residents that live within a 10 block radius from Williamstown High School or if you have any visible sight of mold or black mold to contact authorities immediately. If you have been feeling sick with head colds, drowsiness, nose bleeds, headaches, fever chills and shortness of breath and etc,. please go to your local hospital and get tested for mold contamination asap. For further assistance call your local agriculture office if you live in Williamstown and someone will come out to check the resident free of charge.
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