Who is ON-TAP???
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Everyone must have seen the van with the screens driving around with the wierd logo? If you have been unfortunate not to have seen the van with the weird logo (which says ON-TAP by the way) let me brief you about them.
From ordering a Big Mac and fries to a crate of beer and a bottle of wine to your groceries being dropped to your door from Tescos or Asda etc via text message, ON-TAP Media and home delivery services is a delivery service with a twist. Not only do they deliver items but they also delivery up to date information notices, latest music videos and party promotions or whatever the controller inside the van has the pleasure of entertaining the public with, so any type of adverts or promotions can be accomodated courtesy of the On-tap Roadbotz vehicle's that patrols throughout the streets night and day. So after all the talk about town about the company I decided to try them out for myself. First I went to the ON-TAP /Mike Donalds Facebook page and was a bit confused until I read the description to let me know I was on the right page. I then rang the number though facebook messenger and got no response, so far so bad. I then rang the number directly and a friendly male voice answered. I then gave my order over the phone (20 chicken nuggets and a big mac meal with strawberry milkshake and a bottle of wine) but was told it would be better if I "text" my order so I did and promptly received a text back with the total. Within 35 min (which seemed like 10min) the order was at my address still nice and warm and for only £3.50 delivery charge I may have to use ON-TAP services again in the near future. So there you have it if you ever see a ON-TAP/Roadbotz van near you with the wierd logo remember where you heared about them first.
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