Abbeville Cattle Festival May Be Over But Cows Say No More
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November 2, 2017
Cows marched under the dark blanket of night in a peaceful demonstration at Magdalen Square in Abbeville, Louisiana.
Cattle of Abbeville feel that people make a mockery of them. One peaceful protestor who is well loved and known among the cattle community shed some light on the matter.
"Cattle of all ages and gender are hurt and have been unable to make sense of those using the Cattle name while at the same time having the audacity to exclude cattle in the annual Cattle Festival Parade Lineup year after year. We are hurt and tired."
Another spokesperson for Cattle Lives Matter, Miss Bessy, was a little more heated. She had planned to give an interview but her attorney Miss Daisy stepped in and thought it best if Miss Bessy kept quiet until after the protest.
Daisy, the Bovine attorney, was able to make just this statement, "eggs are an integral part of the Omelette Festival!! Bovines matter! All of us. Yes even the heifers (mumbles under her breath). We are here to focus on the cattle here in this town!! Eggs have seen too much privilege in this town and it is time to bring cattle into the forefront. We cannot promise a non-poop parade but we can promise our voices will be heard."
Each night the cows have agreed to march until their voices are heard. Community service volunteers who agree and proudly stand with the Bovine nation have agreed to poop scoop during these protests.
It is unknown how long cattle of Abbeville will continue but they do plan to continue until their voices are heard. What that means is anyones guess.
-RooterRooted
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