2 kids die of randome reasons
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Well, it all started when one of them (Emily ,14) ate a grape and nearly choked on it. This meant that the girl she was texting (Tia,14) died of laughter because she laughed so much. The girls were actually found dead 2 days later in thier country homes in muchelney and Burtle. 5 days after the death of the two 14 year olds, a funeral was held at unicorn Palace in Scotland rainbow unicorns were painted onto their coffins. Something to cheer the mourners of their families and friends (with a total of 0 people turning up) a song was played that the girls had stuck in their heads and to all get into the Christmas mood here it is: bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, Santa bring me some toys....... We will not play the rest of the song as this is said to be copying right by the Unicorn gods and they will come and rainbow poop are houses so that is the end of our story and the end well tragic end of two 14 year old girls lives.
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