Quebec To Succede From Canada and Shatter The Canadian Confederation
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The Canadian confederation as everyone should know unites the French-speaking province of Quebec and the remaining English-speaking provinces. But however recently in Montreal and Quebec city there have been a lot of movements to attempt succession, ultimately breaking the confederation. Local resident Marc Le'Flur of Quebec City says ," I was French Canadians don't I'll see ourselves as truly Canadian. We see ourselves as something other than citizens of Canada of and back the trace our heritage back to France not England.I think separating from Canada would be the ultimate believe being true to our ancestors in being true to ourselves about who we are". This morning the prime minister Justin Trudeau announces response from Ottawa Ontario."The Canadian confederation is one that brings the other both English and French Canadians under one flag and name. And is my duty as prime minister to honor that and do everything in my power to keep Quebec as part of Canada just as I would do for any other province". There are many deficits to session. Canada would lose its second most popular's providence around 8.2 million citizens. Thats close to the population of Switzerland and this would not be cheap by any means. As a new republic, Quebec would face of the challenges of being a new independent country. What would be the primary source of revenue ? What about all the citizens you want to keep Canadian even American citizenship as well? there would also be many questions following the path to citizenship but this is overlooking the obvious Canadian resistance, but with Ottawa just across the river, it would be quite strange to see customs office is opening up on former Canadian soil. A recent polling done by a group of private citizens from Noyan Quebec found that 77.3 of Quebec residence would be in support of independence from Canada shattering the confederation.A man named Caylus Smith from Meaford Onterio a former resident of Quebec says,"I would love to see Quebec become an independent nation. Obviously it would take time for the rest of us Canadians to accept that, but it wouldn't be that bad it would be nice to see another country here in North America".
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