The World Is Ending

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According to several thousand cospricacy theorists and those who closely follow the phrophecies called upon in diffenerent religions, the world is set to end on November 8th, 2017.
Prophecies in many religions around the world including Christianity, Islam, and Buddhist say the world is set to end in November 8th. Not much is known about how, but tye majority of experts have come to the conclusion that America’s rival North Korea will strike us with a disastrous array of atomic bombs. This attack will, as said by expert Muhammad H. Khalid “land directly on New York, specifically on areas of or around Canarsie, Williamsburg, and Bushwick.”
Those who live in the areas of the strike have absolutely no chance of survival. North Korea’s weapons are about 800 times as powerful as the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. In addition, there is no point in attempting to evacuate either. According to Jeniffer Rodriguez, Head of the National Disaster Agency, “this bomb will, without a doubt, wipe out all of the population of America and neighboring countries. There is no way to survive this catastrophic event, since there is an assured mutual destruction. This means that as soon as North Korea launches their missiles, America will strike back, and as a result North Korea and the neighboring countries will also be wiped out. This will inevitably lead to the entire population of Earth being wiped out, and life on this planet seizing to exist.”
As the bombs hit, water levels will rise dramatically, resulting in severe flooding. Even more terrifying, the moon will fall out of orbit and plummet to Earth due to the shockwave the nucleons sent out and will destroy whatever country it lands on.

Kim Jong Un, dictator of North Korea, has backed up these claims himself, stating that “We have our missiles on guard and they will strike tomorrow at approximately 11 A.M. It is time America pays.” It is incredibly sad that the human race has done this to themselves, but all we can do now is wait.
Stay safe in November 8th, but there is no use in worrying. Death is unfortunately inevitvable.

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