Rodgers May Be Packing
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The Packers were already having a rough time – but it may get worse. According to Adam Schefter, star QB Aaron Rodgers, a two-time NFL MVP and 6 time Pro-Bowler, is considering opting out of his contract to explore free agency at the end of the 2017 NFL season. Rodgers is widely regarding as one of the best players in the game, and he has clearly shown he is capable of carrying a franchise. Rodgers could cash out on the free agent market, and most teams would be willing to give whatever he'd be asking for. The Packers just don't seem to be able to give Rodgers the pieces he needs to succeed. Teams such as the Jaguars or Jets, however, have some good young talent and stout defenses that Rodgers is missing while playing in Green Bay. Florida and New York are also much more appealing markets than the cold and small town in Wisconsin. Rodgers has delivered a Super Bowl victory and numerous NFC Championship appearances, so Packer fans should be greatful for his contributions and hope he sticks around. If he does leave for good, the Packers are in big trouble. The Packers are 0-3 since Rodgers got injured after a hit from Anthony Barr during their week five game against the division rival Minnesota Vikings.
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