PENNSYLVANIA MAN HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY TO AMERICA!

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Cameron Vogel, 25, of Blairsville Pennsylvania, seeked out the press today stating he had big news and something very important to say to america.

"I just want to take a moment to say, I love my wife very much! In the short 4 months, as of November 12th, we have been married, she has stuck through some very hard times and stuggles with me and never gave up when she easily could have. She is patient. She is soooo gentle and kind. She cleans the house,handles the bills, does the shopping, does mountains of luandry, picks up the leftovers of all my shenanigans( rediculous amounts of shenanigans) makes me delicious meals, takes care of her son, works full time, supports our ministry, and yet still makes time to give me love and affection! For that she deserves to know that i truly appreciate her and love her with all my heart. I wouldnt want to spend a second in my life with out her by myside. She is my everything. She is so incredible, amazing, beautiful, loyal, trustworthy, shes just all around awesome." Cameron stated.

"Baby i could not have a better wife. I just want you to know how much im thankful for you. I love you with every inch of me. Thank you for everything you do!"

Sweet words for a sweet woman from the sounds of it. Good job Brittany Vogel!

Cameron also stated that "theres so much negative on the news, i just wanted to do something positive, and nobody deserves recognition more than my wife! I love you Brittany Vogel!"

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