Trump's Border Wall will Double as a Hotel

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November 9, 2017 - Donald Trump is finally fulfilling three key campaign promises: he has come up with a plan to erect a border wall, have Mexico pay for it, and stimulate the economy all at the same time! How is he going to accomplish this? "Well, I had this really great idea," Trump says, "I'm in the real estate business, right, and I own several wonderful hotels. So I thought, why not turn the wall into a hotel?" White house strategists believe that building an enormous hotel stretching across the U.S./Mexico border is a perfect solution to all of our immigration problems, and construction is advancing rapidly. Mexicans who are trying to cross into the U.S. will be tired and thirsty after a long trip, and they will be eager to relax at the border hotel. It will offer many amenities such as free Wi-Fi and a view of the United States through the windows of the premium suites. In fact, economists believe the hotel will be so popular with would-be immigrants that its revenue will cover construction costs in three years. Those who stay at the hotel will be so blown away by how wonderful it is they'll forget all about trying to cross the border. Of course, there will need to be a large security force just in case, which brings up the final benefit of the plan: the border hotel will create many new jobs for Americans. The existence of such a massive hotel complex will open up huge numbers of jobs in the service and security sectors, improving the economy. "Overall, its just a big win," says President Trump. "I'm going to build the biggest hotel in the world - and its going to have my name all over it!"

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