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- Chem trails cause swisher sweets to taste like cheeseburgers!
- Flouride in your water was developed by south African priests to allow you to telepathically communicate with Martian hot dog salesmen.
- Napeolean shot off the sphinx nose with a canon ball.
- Blacks were the first native Americans, tribesmen from eastern Asian actually stopped at the straits and let blacks cross first to colonize north and south America.
- Jesus rode a dinosaur to ancient skate parks!
Folks, I like watching Ancient Aliens, but please be careful when finding what to believe. It's easy for anyone with access to the internet to create a fake article based on nothing more than wild eyed theories. You Tube is filled with self produced nut cases. Swap meets are filled with books written by "experts" who are experts, in selling entertainment. The internet is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and "Real history that "They" don't want you to hear" that sounds great, but is just ludicrous.
Remember, if you are in a serious discussion, please cite credible sources based on empirical evidence. If you are just joking, that's great. have fun with joking around. But, using the myriad of crazy theories as hard proof is just ignorant.
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