Adevarul despre... Dulu-Man
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Dulu-Man este atat de rapid incat lumina nu il poate gasi.
Dulu-Man iti omoara prietenii imaginari.
Dulu-Man poate auzi limbajul mimico-gestual.
Dulu-Man a facut un Happy Meal sa planga.
Cand Dulu-Man intra intr-o incapere nu aprinde lumina, ci stinge intunericul.
Cand incepe apocalipsa zombie, Dulu-Man nu trebuie sa lupte pentru viata lui. Zombie da.
Adevaratul motiv pentru care s-a sinucis Hitler este ca a aflat ca Dulu-Man este evreu.
Atunci cand Alexander Bell a inventat telefonul avea 3 apeluri nepreluate de la Dulu-Man.
A fost candva o strada cu numele lui Dulu-Man, dar a trebuit sa fie schimbat numele pentru ca nimeni nu a putut trece prin Dulu-Man si sa ramana viu.
Dulu-Man a murit acum 20 de ani, dar Moartea nu a avut inca curajul sa ii spuna.
Dulu-Man a fost deja pe Marte. De aceea nu este nicio urma de viata acolo.
Dulu-Man niciodata nu greseste numarul de telefonul. Tu raspunzi la telefonul gresit.
Dulu-Man si Superman s-au luptat candva. Iar cel care a pierdut a trebuit sa poarte chilotii deasupra pantalonilor.
Unii magicieni pot sa mearga pe apa, Dulu-Man inoata in pamant.
Dulu-Man a numarat pana la infinit, de doua ori.
Dulu-Man poate sa tranteasca o usa rotativa.
Moartea a avut o data o experienta aproape de Dulu-Man.
Dulu-Man nu o sa aiba niciodata atac de cord. Inima lui nu este atat de fraiera sa il atace.
Dulu-Man a fost muscat o data de un sarpe cu clopotei. Dupa 3 zile de durere si agonie….sarpele a murit.
Dulu-Man a aruncat o data o grenada, care a omorat instant 50 de oameni. Apoi a explodat.
Dulu-Man face focul cu doua cuburi de gheata.
Dulu-Man nu poarta ceas. El decide cat este ceasul.
Titlul original al filmului Alien vs. Predator a fost, de fapt, Alien si Predator vs. Dulu-Man. Dar a fost anulat deoarece nimeni nu ar fi platit sa intre la un film cu durata de 14 secunde.
Mana lui Dulu-Man este singura mana care poate bate o chinta roiala.
Unii poarta pijamale cu Superman. Superman poarta pijamale cu Dulu-Man.
Dulu-Man a distrus tabelul lui Mendeleev pentru ca Dulu-Man recunoaste doar elementul surpriza.
Dulu-Man intra pur si simplu in Mordor.
Dulu-Man mananca supa cu furculita.
Dulu-Man nu doarme, el asteapta.
Dulu-Man s-a luat la intrecere cu propriile reflexe intr-un concurs de a sta cu privirea intr-un punct fix. A castigat dupa 5 zile.
Oxigenul are nevoie de Dulu-Man ca sa supravietuiasca.
Dulu-Man poate sa vorbeasca fluent alfabetul braile.
A calatori prin timp este posibil, dar mai intai trebuie sa treci de Dulu-Man.
Dulu-Man poate sa iti dea un pumn direct in suflet.
Dulu-Man vorbeste franceza…in rusa.
Dulu-Man a escaladat Everestul in 15 minute, din care 14 i-au luat doar sa faca un om de zapada la baza muntelui.
O vesta antiglont poarta Dulu-Man pentru protectie.
Frica de paienjeni se numeste arahnofobie, frica de spatii inguste se numeste claustrofobie, iar frica de Dulu-Man este pur si simplu normala.
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