EKSKLUZIVNO! Hrvat dosao u Irsku i jednostavno zivi svoj zivot!
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Ivan Guzic iz okolice Gospica doselio je na zapad Irske, nedaleko Galwaya sredinom ove godine. No za razliku od apsolutno svakog drugog hrvata u Irskoj plus njihove djece, Ivan nije dobio pricu na nijednom portalu, nije otvorio blog i nije objavio 900 slika sebe kraj pinte Guinessa u Irskoj.
Lokalni ljudi ga vec zovu ludi Ivo no mnogi se i ljute i pitaju: “koji on kurac misli sta je da odbije presvete hrvatske portale? Jel on normalan?!”
Jedna od aktivistica grupe "Zajedno za jacu samopromociju" zestoko se okomila na njega na svom blogu: “Ljudi poput njega koji samo dodju u Irsku, zele raditi i zivjeti u miru i ne objaviti barem 7000 slika kraj pinte Guinessa su masivni problem za nase imigrante ovdje. Ono sto jos rade je da pomazu drugima na raznoraznim Facebook grupama i uzivo umjesto da uloze tu energiju u promociju hrvatskog prenemaganja u inozemstvu! Apsolutno je imperativno svaki dan naglasiti barem jednom na Facebooku, Twitteru, Instagramu, svojem blogu, youtube kanalu ili ako Bog da i sreca junacka – nasem portalu – koliko smo bolji, pametniji ali i seksipilniji mi koji smo odselili u Irsku! Ljudi poput Iveka unistavaju nas rad i misle samo na sebe!”
Vise izvjestaja svjedoci kako Ivan seta svog psa, odlazi na posao, ponekad izbiva na godisnjem odmoru – sve to bez ikakve pompe ili objave igdje. Uspjeli smo preko prijatelja prijateljevog prijatelja sa urednikove strane stupiti u kontakt sa Ivanom koji je samo kratko odrezao ovo u e-mail poruci: “Ala jebote odselio sam u drugu jebenu zemlju! To je to! Ok?! Samo sam sjeo u jebeni avion, odselio, nasao posao i hocu zivjeti u miru! Nemam nikakve kurceve izjave u vezi nicega jebo te onaj ko te napravio vise!”
Pa, na taj nacin, cini se da je krug zatvoren jer je sad i Ivan Guzic dobio svoje mjesto i izjavu u ovom clanku!
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