LOCAL MMA FIGHTER TAKEN DOWN BY SQUAW

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Local MMA Organisations have reported that local legend Jay Page was taken down and tapped out during a match with a local squaw. Reportedly, Mr. Page repeatedly made remarks about the lunches Ms. Squaw was packing him for work and comments about his weight gain. According to sources Ms. Squaw came home from work in a bad mood, saw Mr. Pages post and became very irritated.
Upon arrival home from work, Mr. Page entered the home only to find Ms. Squaw in full Indian garb, which included tommy hawk, war paint, and a McDonald's sunvisor, with the look of kill upon her face. Sources tell us that Ms. Squaw then flew across the kitchen in a diving anchor hook move and took Mr. Page to the ground, at which time, she placed him in a hold unknown to any MMA fighter in the region, and forced Mr. Page to tap out!!! After thirty minutes Ms. Squaw calmed down from the sweet words of praise about her cooking and beautiful eyes, and she began to cook his favorite dinner, baked possum and grits.
Mr. Page was treated and released from a local hospital for unknown injuries, some say it was his pride, others say from hernia.

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