Aldi to raise price of carts from 25 cents to $1
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Heads up to people who shop at Aldi. The amount of money needed to rent a cart from Aldi is going from 25 cents to $1. You are probably thinking you will just deposit four quarters and that the cart will dispense them in a designated change slot when you return the cart but you would be mistaken. A spokesperson for Aldi said the carts will continue to work the same way they always have except you will now be required to insert a $1 silver dollar in order to rent a cart, so if you have any $1 silver dollars on display, you'll need to make sure to grab them before heading to your local Aldi. Aldi also warns you to not just half-heartedly push the cart into the cart corral by the entrance from a distance as you won't get your silver dollar back and just jeopardized your chances of shopping with Aldi again. They also advise you to not go to a shopper with an empty cart and say "I'll take that.". While that is a nice gesture, the other person won't get their silver dollar back, meaning you just effectively committed fraud and ruined their chances of shopping at Aldi again. If you just can't resist yourself, Aldi is not the store for you. Another change Aldi is rolling out is removing bagging stations from the stores and banning bags from coming in the store meaning your items will be completely bag-less ala Sam's Club. Aldi was the odd man out in terms of grocery stores in that you had to bag the items yourself by either bringing your own bags or buying from their set of reusable bags and then go to the bagging station to bag your items. This new change seeks to eliminate that. They also have plans to make prices even lower by shipping products straight to the store with no packaging whatsoever unlike most stores. If this happens, items may cost anywhere from 1 cent to 20 cents instead of the current prices and Milk could be as low as 10 cents.
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