Fata incredibil de frumoasa depistata in zona Grigorescu Cluj-Napoca.
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O tanara in varsta de 18 ani , cunoscuta sub numele de melissa face ravagii in metropola Cluj-Napoca, fata ei angelica, corpul ei playboy si privirea seducatoare lasa orice barbat cu gura cascata. Pana acum , dupa un sondaj realizat de colegii de la MediaPro se pare ca sase din zece barbati o doresc iar ceilalti patru sunt gay. Melissa are un spirit de artist , ii place sa deseneze mult dar daca ar fi sa ma intrebati pe mine, ea insusi este o opera de arta creeata de univers.
cu putin noroc, corespondentul nostru, alexandru peter din elvetia a reusit sa obtina un interviu cu ea .
A: "Apa sau suc?"
M:"Tuica "
A:"Haha , am auzit ca iti place sa desenezi dar totusi esti la jurnalism, de ce?"
M:"pai , aveam 17 ani cand eram la o petrecere mai privata si mi-am dat seama ca sunt prea frumoasa pentru a fi vazuta de asa putini ochi, si cum , cum arta de obicei fura priviriile oamenilor , m am decis sa nu ma axez pe asta ci in schimb sa intru pe showbizz ca sa ma afisez"
A:"inteleg,si ce intentionezi sa realizezi cu asta'
M:"pai cum ce'?! uita-te la mine , radiez frumusete, atat fizica cat si spirituala , e de ajuns sa ti clatesti ochii cu imaginea mea 30 de secunde pe zi pentru a duce o viata mai lunga si fericita"
In acest punct peter, si a ridicat privirea din carnetelul cu notite si o privi , si intradevar incepu sa zambeasca ca si un copil incontrolabil , pierzand astfel restul intebariilor .
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