DISNEY ACQUIRES HASBRO
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Reports have come in that Disney CEO Bob Iger has been in talks with HASBRO owner to buy HASBRO. The news is shocking and no one expected it. This morning Bob Iger announced that Disney has acquired HASBRO for 5 billion dollars.
This deal guarantees that Disney will acquire the rights to some of the most iconic properties such as Transformers, GI Joe, My Little Pony, Monopoly, Battleship and many more.
Bob Iger commented this morning that he loves the deal and say the future is bright.
Bob Iger spoke " Today I am proud to announce, The Walk Disney Company is acquiring HASBRO. The global toy company. And is the home of the Transformers and GI Joe and many more properties. In addition to getting the rights to some of the greatest family properties and epic stories, Disney is also acquiring all of HASBRO's operating businesses. Disney has a unique ability to grow strong brands and expand fantastic creative content as we have proven with our successful acquisitions of MARVEL, PIXAR AND Lucasfilm. The Transformers and GI Joe universes have so many amazing characters and amazing stories. This gives Disney infinite inspiration and opportunity's to create a new rebooted transformers and GI Joe universe. The Transformers and GI Joe will be incorporated into the MARVEL Cinematic Universe. Fans can expect new feature films. A Transformers reboot in 2020 and a GI Joe reboot in 2021. And there will be more featured films, as well as consumer products, television products, games and theme park attractions. We are thrilled that HASBRO has trusted us with the future of the legacy and company that they have built. We understand the responsibility when it comes to being the caretakers of such iconic characters that are loved by hundreds of millions all over the world."
Disney has been acquiring many properties lately and doesn't seem to stop any time soon. It's like all the other studios should give in and sell to Disney. We also can finally get a great Transformers film and a great GI Joe film.
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