DEMOCRATS PASS BILL TO HAVE THE WEEK OF CHRISTMAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE FAMILY MEDICAL LEAVE ACT
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WASHINGTON-Legislators eager to return home for the Christmas Holidays have passed a bill that requires approved absence from work if you have documented In-Law trouble during the holidays. This comes after years of work by the 99 percenters to declare the month of December a work free month, except for the government workers that print out the support checks for the 99 percenters. The move was hailed as the first move in an attempt to ban all work in the US except that done by illegal aliens (undocumented families), "the yoke of oppression has begun to be cast off" Senator Pelosi and an as yet unelected Kennedy Senator said in a joint statement. The deal will require essential jobs to not be affected so Senator Pelosi can rest easy in the knowledge that her husband's construction will still see many years of government contracts coming his way.
Reverend Al Sharpton, of course, was heard whining in the background that this did not do enough for the black man and he may be forced to come up with another scam to point this out to the American people.
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