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Chicago teenager is facing felony weapons charges after his arrest in Evanston for allegedly firing shots from a vehicle near the borAccording to the release, Evanston detectives part of that city's Neighborhood Enforcement Team were near Howard Street and Ridge Avenue shortly before 8 p.m. Thursday when they were flagged down by a woman who said someone was firing a gun from a vehicle on Birchwood Avenue in Chicago just east of Ridge Avenue.

Detectives were on Birchwood Avenue checking into the reported incident when they saw a male running west on Birchwood Avenue from Hoyne Avenue carrying "a nickle plated handgun," according to the release.der the two cities share, police announced in a Friday news release.

The 17-year-old Chicago youth is charged with felony aggravated unlawful use of a weapon and felony aggravated unlawful use of a weapon by someone under the age of 21, Evanston police said in the release.

The detectives got out of their vehicle and were able to take the teenager into custody without incident, the release said.

Detectives also recovered a loaded Colt .380 caliber handgun from the juvenile, who is not identified by name due to his age.

Police said the teen was taken to the Cook County Juvenile Detention Center.

Brian L. Cox is a freelancer.

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