Families killed on Jamaican cruise
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Many families were killed with only a few to survive at 10:30 December 27th on the Evelation Carnival when a fire broke out in the engine room. With no sign of hep to be seen no one was aware of the problem. The fire started to spread and soon enough the entire ship was caught on fire. The following families and individuals that had died that night: Christine Asgard, Grayson Asgard, Timothy Asgard, Mallory Asemer, Mika Asemer, Craig Asemer, Tommy Asemer, Jeffery Athory, Michelle Athory, Miles Azande, Michelle Azande, Miguel Azande, Amira Azande, Miloy Azande, Drake Brians, Stephanie Brians, Brooke Brians, Ryan Brians, Michael Brians, Brendan Brienneds, Kaitlin Cook, Michael Cook, Steven Cook, Randy Cook, Kendal, Crumth, Tiff crumth, Ibrahim Farooqi, Aaleyah Farooqi, Mitchell Griggs, Rachel Griggs, Haley Griggs, Ryan Griggs, Brandon Grosse, Lola Grosse, Layla Grosse, Yolanda Jackson, Dwayne Jackson, Sarah Johnson, Michael Johnson, Micheal johnson Jr., Mary Johnson, Greg Mayor, Steve Mayor, John Mayor, Steve O’Brien, Hannah Perison, Steph Stevens, Griff Stevens, Khoa Tran, Randy Tran, Wendy Turner, Alice Turner, Steven Vice, Paiai Vice, Deek Walters, Lu Zhang, Mei lai Zhang, Jackson Zhang. The rest shall not be named due to family requests.
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