Raptors projected season.

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A team that took only 1 loss (without there team leader) is still being doubted by the league and some of its own players. What my starting guard and scoring guru brander left out was the raptors changes this offseason. Brander stressed the power house of Nuzzo, buggy and brander. The leader Nuzzo new next year would be no joke and the offseason moves he put together are second to none. Cutting 3 players each of which brought significant burdens to the team. Ryan marques: hes the first cut and he will countinue to be a part of the program as a bench coach. Reality spoke last year and despite his height, marques sucked ass in virtually all aspects of the game. Filip (polish last name): this man sport is fencing and his love to stab guys came before the most important thing on this planet which is the house league basketball league. Cut for a number of reasons like absencies, lack of confidence and being way to polish. The final roster cut was to kevin mcnulty: kevins basketball talents would be appreciated by most teams in the league. That being said he was an obvious weak link to a championship team. Some notable reasons mcnulty was cut are his ability to get stuffed each and everytime he stepped in the paint, his poor attempts of drawing fouls, his extremely predictable pumpfake, his unfriendly attitude and most of all because he forced his way on the roster last year and we never wanted him in the first place.

Now lets talk about arguably the three most important additions this year.

Flieta: a big man that can shoot. Gonna be a matchup nightmare when we have the ball with his ability to stretch the court. Yet to be seen if flieta defensive skills will be good enough to stop some of the conventional big men our league has. < this could be the sole deciding factor on how the season plays out.

Hoelscher: another big man that can stretch the court. This kid bring energy and tons of basketball sense to a raptors team that was restricted of that by some of the players that were cut. Hoelscher will instantly become a focal point in the raptors offense, look to see Henry finishing dimes from nuzzo all season long.

Omalley: This kid can shoot. Last year we relied heavily on the three point shot and it worked well with sharpshooters brander and buggy working of Nuzzos ability to get in the lane and give them uncontested three balls. Dont look know but omalley very well might be better then two previous when it comes to the 3 ball. Omalley will need to improve his defensive talents if he wants to win a championship.

The deciding factors if we will contend for the 11th/12th grade championship:

- Rinaldi to never shoot off the drible, we have better shooters. The raptors could brcomr unstoppable if Rinaldi uses his own dribbling talents like nuzzo did last year. If you second guess him, trust me he has the handles to make the transition.

-Flieta holscher and omalley need to be stout on defensive. Along with the rest of the team. We all need to step up our defensive roles.

-Chiovari and gebavi having the ability to stop big men with height on them. They both play physical and will need that skill more then ever.

-Nuzzo needs to make his rotations specific to the opponent at hand. Offensively this team will score. Defensively we need to stop star players other teams throw at us. The only way we do that is play good team defense

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