Cutting discs drives man over the edge
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Ray Barnes, an Irish-Australian maintenance fitter at a national distribution centre, requested angle grinder cutting discs from his supervisor. His supervisor requested that Ray supply him with all the relevant information he needs to complete a consumables order from a local supplier.
Weeks later when Ray approached him about the fact that the cutting discs have not arrived yet, he was told that the supplier must have displaced the order and Ray was asked to supply the information pertaining to the order.
This situation has frustrated and angered the normally docile fitter and he regularly vents his frustration by spluttering strings of offensive profanities and has been diagnosed with Tourette’s syndrome according to a close friend and colleague, John.
“Ray was never like this” says John “he was always calm and collected and used to be the one to motivate the rest of us when we struggled to cope”
Since the original request, Ray has been forced to submit information pertaining to the order over and over, but still has not received a single cutting disc.
More than a year has passed and Ray still struggles to do his work without any cutting discs. He basically uses files, hammers and sharpened pieces of metal to do the work that he usually uses cutting discs for. His frustration is apparent as he has become vile, rude and extremely irritable. His current shift partner refused to comment on the story as he fears for his safety and apparently struggles to cope with Ray’s current state.
Ray is currently undergoing strenuous psychiatric treatment and he has been found on the floor of the workshop in the foetal position shaking his head in an erratic fashion on numerous occasions. He cries a lot and the crazy expression in his eyes is enough to scare the shit out of anyone.
Friends have created a foundation to help Ray overcome the struggles that he currently faces. People are requested to donate cutting discs in any shape, size or condition to the Save the Barnes Foundation at cuttingdiscsfor ray.com.au
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