Southeastern Upper Bavaria's smallest Penis
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Kurt Bratislav Igor Ochsenknecht* has a burden that no one likes to bear, even though it is a very light one: he has the smallest penis in the whole of Southeastern Upper Bavaria as far as official statistics are concerned. According to a study by the BJU magazine, the length of his little peter is a fraction of the normal average German man's size. The bearer of this delicate plant, Mr. Ochsensepp, is nevertheless looking forward. "I walk through life with a permanent boner and nobody notices," says the 40-year-old," and besides, it depends on the breadth and not the length! Yes, we don't want to destroy this spark of hope for the likeable gorilla keeper from Oberpfaffelbachen. What is more, most women officially agree on that, because it depends on their inner values. Behind closed doors they usually add with shame that the penis size of course has to be big. Unfortunately, his internist did not want to give any information about hi inner values of Mr. Ochsensepp, which is why we root for Kurt Bratislav that the cure using ground deer penis takes effect! We'll keep our fingers crossed!
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